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Old 05-14-2007
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Funny Donkey Joke

Santa and banta were looking at mummy in an egyptian museum
Santa: bechara! Pattiyan hi pattiyan lagi hain...
Kitne chotein lagi hain isko..
Zaroor truck accident mein mara hoga...
Banta: haan, truck ka number bhi likha hai
:- A.D. 1460


1st Gadha(2nd gadhe se):- Yaaar mera dhobi meri bahoot pitai karta hai...bahoot maaarta hai mujhe;
2nd Gadha:- to yaaar, tu bhaaag kyun nahin jaata hai wahan se.

1st :- Nahin yaaar mein nahin bhaaag sakta hoon;

2nd :- Kyun?

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1st:- Yaaar, dhobi ki ek bahoot sundar ladki hai, jab bhi wo koi shararat karti hai, to dhobi kehta hai usse, Teri shadi kisssi Gadhe se karwa doonga, bas wahin soch kar rook jaaata hoon!

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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

^^
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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

hahaha....2nd one is really very nice .....uuuuuufffffff larkian
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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

acha hay bahy. keep it up
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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

link pls
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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

lol..good 1's thanx
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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

Lol, this is a good one, thanks for putting this.
And Keep them coming.
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Re: Funny Donkey Joke

2nd one is :rofl:
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