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Old 05-16-2007
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Ullo Ka Pattha

A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same place. He shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"
And so it went for sometime. Everytime the train stopped the kid would scream the same sentence. His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried about the kid using bad language. He took the train away from him and scolded the child, "Don't talk like that!"
The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad couldn't bear to see the sad innocent face. He returned the train back to him saying, "Now son, don't talk like that again."
The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the kid shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaey! Pehley hee ek ULLU KE PATHEY ke waja se train aadha ghanta late ho gaee hai!"
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Re: Ullo Ka Pattha

hahahahahaha................very nice
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Old 05-23-2007
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Re: Ullo Ka Pattha

flat out gr8
desi jokes ka apna hi maza hain
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