1) Postman :- i have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far . instead u could have posted it !!!

2) Sardar Wish :- Sardar to his friend , when i die , i wana die
like my grand father who died peacefully in his sleep not
screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving .

3) Sardar was writing something very slowly .
Friend asked : why r writing so slowly ?
Sardar : i m writing to my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast !!

4) Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job .
He was not sure as to what to be filled in colum ; ' SALARY EXPECTED '
After much thought he wrote : YES !

5) Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs 20 ticket lottery
dealer gave him 11 crore after deducting tax
Angry Sardar ji : 'Give me whole 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs
back

6) Teacher : i killed a person ' convert this sentence into futiire sentence
SArdar ; You will go to jail