Sex of a computer

Five reasons computers must be female:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
4. The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative
as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going
to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.