A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees
them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in the closet ,
not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks , it happens again that the
boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy
, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later , the father says to the boy ,
"Grab your gloves ,
let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my
glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"
The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that...
that is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess
your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the
little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that ♥♥♥♥ again ,
you're in my closet now.
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