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Old 11-15-2007
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Gujarati kid

Hi

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."



An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."



Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.


Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."




The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,




she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business !"
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Re: Gujarati kid

that talent is right from the birth.lolz.thanks for the ppost brothe.
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Re: Gujarati kid

lolz gd 1 , money is evrything
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