Sleep with me:
A woman was falling from her flat. She was catched by this German man and she told him she is so thankful that she will do anything, and he replied 'sleep with me.' She replied 'NO' then the man dropt her.
This time a Christian man caught her and she told him she will do anything for him. He replied 'sleep with me' and she again replied 'NO' the man dropt her.
This time she was caught by an Muslim man and she said i'll sleep with you! The man drops her and says 'YAALLAH'!
Enjoy!
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